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2.8sEverybody gets called for jury duty, you stupid idiot.
4.47sI've been called! The only reason you've never been called is that they use the voter registration list,
2.2sand this past election is the first time you ever voted.
3.34sI've voted before. I stuffed the ballot box at the Oscars.
3.52sAnd the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are,
3.04sGrover, Bluto from Popeye,
1.47sa red guy,
0.8sa boob,
1.63sand Daniel Day-Lewis.
2.24sAnd the Oscar goes to...
1.72sA red guy!
1.18s(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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4.1sWait a second. You're saying that everyone is asked to do jury duty?
1.2sYes, Peter.
0.88sSo, then,
1.33sI'm not special?
1.84sMAN: Everyone's special, Peter.
1.8sRock drummer Tommy Lee!
2.54sAnd if your wife ever tells you that you're not special,
2.17spunch her really hard right in her hepatitis.
1.83sThanks, rock drummer Tommy Lee!