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4.7s"Well, you're not gonna be so tough "when I put a fish bowl on my head and a rocket pack on my back,
2.44s"and come up there and punch you."
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1.67sTake that, Orion.
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3.9sThat's right. All you are is a failed production company.
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1.55sJoe, Joe, you got to help me.
1.13sYou got to help me get laid!
1.3sWhat are you talking about, Quagmire?
1.9sI got to get laid! You got to help me get laid!
1.57sI've never had sex! What do you mean?
1.6sYou've had sex a million times.
2.64sOh, that's all bluster. I just talk big for the fellas.
2.87sI'm a virgin, Joe! I don't want to die a virgin!
1.6sHelp me, please!
1.85sLet me have sex with Bonnie.
5.54s(SIGHS) I guess so. For my friend on our last day on Earth.
2.34sYou're a good man, Joe Swanson.
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1.2sHow was your first time?
1.43sI've had sex lots of times.