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2.05sListen to you! You don't know your own kids.
3sThat's the problem. It's not them, it's you.
1.55sMe? Yes, you!
3.5sAnd you know what? You've hurt your kids worse than any black hole could.
1.33sLois, you're overreacting.
1.97sThis'll all blow over by tomorrow.
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4.84sMorning, assholes. (LAUGHS) I'm just kidding! So what do we got, pancakes? Cool.
1.33sHey, what's on tap for school today, kids?
1.92sShut up, Dad.
3.2sWhatever. So, Chris, how are all your friends at school?
2.85sWhat do you care? You don't even know who my friends are.
1.25sSure, I do. Um...
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1.37sChandler,
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1.73sFonzie,
1.8sand Remington Steele?
1.87sYou got lucky, Dad.
2.23sSo, Stewie, how's everything going in Legoland?
1.27sPretty good. I made a spaceship...
2sWait a minute. I'm not talking to you.
2.15sCome on, guys. Let's go eat in the living room.
1.67sIt stinks in here.
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1.82sOh, no, does it stink 'cause I farted?