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2sNo, we're not gonna die!
1.57s(ALL CHEERING)
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1.8sWait, what did Dad just say?
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6.59sYes, April Fools! We at Channel Five News concocted the whole black hole story as part of our commitment to being festive around the holidays.
5.97sAnd with only 87 suicides and widespread looting, we think this was a pretty successful practical joke.
1.92sYou dicks!
2.89sHey, how do you like that, Lois? We're gonna live!
2.5sPeter, what did you mean by what you said?
1.97sYou hate being around the kids?
1.17sYeah, Dad, what did you mean?
1.4sDon't you like us?
1.38sYeah, what gives?
2.74sWell... Come on. I didn't mean that. I was just joking around.
3.74sHey, give me a big hug. How about a big hug for old Dad?
3.14sKids, why don't you go upstairs, so your father and I can talk.
3.29sYeah, come on, Meg and Chris. Let's get out of here.