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1.94sCome on. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were.
1.63sYou were praying. I saw!
1.13sNo, man. It was a joke.
1.84s- You were praying!
- It was a goof!
1sI was goofing on you!
2.8sYou're disingenuous.
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2.97sHello, everybody. This is Montecore. He's my lion.
1.17sI have a lion now.
2.63s(ROARS) Peter, what the hell?
1.87sYou know, I went to the zoo last week and asked if I could do it,
1.63sand they told me to scram.
1.77sWent to the zoo this morning with a shotgun, and now I have a lion.
1.17sDoes it bite?
1.33sOf course it bites. It's a lion.
1.42sPeter, get off the lion.
2.27sWe should spend some time together as a family.
1.4sI don't think so, Lois.
1.38sBut the world is ending.
3.17sWe should be spending these final hours with the people we love most.
2.24sLois, a day ago, I was stuck on jury duty.
2.57sToday, I have a golden ticket to do whatever the hell I want.
3.3sI feel like an old guy who's reliving his youthful shenanigans.
2.45sTell me about when you were young, Grandpa.