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4.42sMarge, if you can find it in your heart to accept me for who I am,
2.6sI would love to see you at the ceremony.
2.57sIf not, I'll see you at Homer's funeral.
1.47s- (BUZZING) - (GRUNTS)
2.62s(GIGGLES) Which should be pretty soon.
2.1sHOMER: (GRUNTS) Got him! Uh-oh.
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2.13sWhat am I not invited to this time?
2.43sGay wedding, but I can get you in.
2.82sYou can? Is there an open bar? No, cash.
2.97sWell, I say this whole thing is against nature.
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2.74sSo, want to do a jigsaw puzzle tonight?
2.13sSelma, I'm getting married in an hour.
1.42sI know, I know.
3.94sI'm just having trouble getting used to the idea of being alone.
1.27sDon't lay that on me.
2.17sYou got married three times.
1.47sActually, four.
1.73sYou see, last week...
3.64sDisco Stu just got an annulment from John Paul II.
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