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2.73sHey, saturated fats, I came to ask you a favor.
2.97sLet me get my belt sander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.
2.17sVery funny. I wasn't joking.
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3.89s(WHIRRING) I'm getting married, and I need you to perform the ceremony.
3.9s(GASPS) You're getting married? Patty, that's wonderful!
2.57sSo, tell, tell, who's the lucky man?
4.24sWhat does he do? (GASPS) Let me guess. Mmm. Does he work in customer support?
2.32sYou can guess all night and never get it.
3.27s(INHALING DEEPLY) Her name's Veronica.
3.99sBut Veronica's a girl's name. Did you know that?
2.12sI'm marrying a woman.
2.27sI'm... I'm gay.
3.27s(GASPS SOFTLY) You're not disappointed, are you?
7.01sOh, no. No, no. No, I'm just surprised. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Yeah, big surprise.
4.04sHey, Marge, here's another bomb. I like beer.
1.85s(LAUGHING)
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4.3sSo, Patty, you're a woman who likes women.