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1.42sEveryone does it.
5.5s(CHUCKLES) (GROANS) Oh, Homie, I'm so proud of you.
4.44sYou stood up for people's right to express love in its most perfect form,
2.54sa binding legal contract.
1.44s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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2.73sHey, saturated fats, I came to ask you a favor.
2.97sLet me get my belt sander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.
2.17sVery funny. I wasn't joking.
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3.89s(WHIRRING) I'm getting married, and I need you to perform the ceremony.
3.9s(GASPS) You're getting married? Patty, that's wonderful!
2.57sSo, tell, tell, who's the lucky man?
4.24sWhat does he do? (GASPS) Let me guess. Mmm. Does he work in customer support?
2.32sYou can guess all night and never get it.
3.27s(INHALING DEEPLY) Her name's Veronica.
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