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2.6sIf you love the Bible so much, why don't you marry it?
2.67sIn fact, I now pronounce you and the Bible man and wife.
5.1sAnd you're the wife! (CHUCKLING) Hey, you owe me 200 bucks.
3.64sHomer, your impulsive marriages are gonna lead to a lot of divorces.
2.6sWhich will lead to a lot more impulsive marriages,
2.3swhich will put more green in the blue.
1.97sThe blue being my pants.
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2.57sI'm sorry, Homer, but I'm gonna have to leave you hanging there.
1.68sKRUSTY: If I may say a word?
3.29sWhy, we're joined live now by Krusty the Clown. Krusty?
3.87sI want to clear up a misconception about the Whatchamacarcass Sandwich.
4.42sI used non-diseased meat from diseased animals.
1.42sEveryone does it.
5.5s(CHUCKLES) (GROANS) Oh, Homie, I'm so proud of you.
4.44sYou stood up for people's right to express love in its most perfect form,
2.54sa binding legal contract.
1.44s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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2.73sHey, saturated fats, I came to ask you a favor.