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2.4s(CHUCKLES) I can't. I just can't.
2.14sHomer, have we started down a slippery slope,
4.24swhere marriage becomes so meaningless that anyone could marry anything?
3.67sOh, Kent, not anything. It has to exist.
2.19sOr does it?
3.52sWell, call me old-fashioned, but I believe that marriage described in the Bible...
2.6sIf you love the Bible so much, why don't you marry it?
2.67sIn fact, I now pronounce you and the Bible man and wife.
5.1sAnd you're the wife! (CHUCKLING) Hey, you owe me 200 bucks.
3.64sHomer, your impulsive marriages are gonna lead to a lot of divorces.
2.6sWhich will lead to a lot more impulsive marriages,
2.3swhich will put more green in the blue.
1.97sThe blue being my pants.
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