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4.12s(PIG OINKING) Do you, Cletus, take Brandine to be...
2.57sWait a minute. Are you two brother and sister?
1.8sWe's all kind of things!
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1.23sHmm.
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2.57sA new epidemic is raging through Springfield,
3.34sand this one didn't start with Krustyburger's Whatchamacarcass Sandwich.
2.99sI'm talking about an outbreak of marriage fever.
2.8sReverend Simpson... Please, Kent, call me Your Holiness.
2.4s(CHUCKLES) I can't. I just can't.
2.14sHomer, have we started down a slippery slope,
4.24swhere marriage becomes so meaningless that anyone could marry anything?
3.67sOh, Kent, not anything. It has to exist.
2.19sOr does it?
3.52sWell, call me old-fashioned, but I believe that marriage described in the Bible...
2.6sIf you love the Bible so much, why don't you marry it?
2.67sIn fact, I now pronounce you and the Bible man and wife.
5.1sAnd you're the wife! (CHUCKLING) Hey, you owe me 200 bucks.