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4.57sOh. But I'm only $200 short of $14,800!
3.4sWell, what about people of the opposite sex who want to get married?
1.7sOpposite? Yuck.
2.27sI mean a man and a woman.
3.35sHmm. Well, maybe marriage isn't just for gays.
2.44sWhat's that thing called when a guy is gay for a girl?
1.22sStraight.
3.9s(CHUCKLES) Look at me! I'm as straight as a $1 bill.
2.53sLa-dee-da! Ooh!
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4.12s(PIG OINKING) Do you, Cletus, take Brandine to be...
2.57sWait a minute. Are you two brother and sister?
1.8sWe's all kind of things!
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1.23sHmm.
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2.57sA new epidemic is raging through Springfield,
3.34sand this one didn't start with Krustyburger's Whatchamacarcass Sandwich.
2.99sI'm talking about an outbreak of marriage fever.
2.8sReverend Simpson... Please, Kent, call me Your Holiness.