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1.9s- Excuse me, Reverend.
- Yes?
2.1sAs long as two people love each other,
4.47sI don't think God cares whether they both have the same hoo-hoo or ha-ha.
1.07sHa-ha!
4.2sThe Bible forbids same-sex relations.
1.32sWhich book?
1.8sWhich book? The Bible!
8.76sBut, Reverend, (CHURCH BELL TOLLING) scriptural scholars disagree on the significance of depictions of marriage in Old Testament's descriptions.
5.32sJesus' teachings stress inclusiveness and compassion.
2.57s(BELL CONTINUES TOLLING) Lovejoy's an idiot.
3.2sHis church is giving up hot gobs of gay green.
2.33sHe could get 200 bucks a couple.
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2.37s200 bucks a couple, eh?
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3.69s
2.77sHey, I got to get in on this! These people have rights!
2.74sThe right to buy me a 62-inch TV!
1.05s(GRUNTS)