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2.59sWhy don't we legalize same-sex marriage?
5.29sWe can attract a growing segment of the marriage market and strike a blow for civil rights.
2.79sYeah, them gay guys got lots of disposable income.
3.18sI can serve fancy drinks and charge 10 bucks a pop.
1.33sWhat's in a martini?
1.55sGin and vermouth.
1.3sAnd that makes a what?
1.74sA martini.
3.07sNever heard of it, but I'm still in favor of that same-sex marriage deal.
3sThen it's settled. We'll legalize gay money...
1.53sI mean, gay marriage.
6.51s(ALL CHEERING) I propose we also legalize gay funerals, starting with this guy.
2.87sI'm not gay. I'm nothing yet!
4.29sOkay, now let's say I put a Lean Cuisine in a blender and I pour some beer on it.
0.88sWhat do you call that?
2.84s- A lean cuisini? - Wrong.
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3.3sWhen my man and I shop for wedding gowns
3.35sWe were mocked and shunned and pushed around
3.1sBut yesterday, we found a place to be gay
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