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1.7sHOMER: Have you read them all? Okay, good.
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2.69sWe need to bring tourism back to Springfield.
5.26sAs usual, I will open the floor to all crazy ideas that jump to people's minds.
1.37sStronger beer! Gladiator fights!
2.94sPoetry slam! Giant rats!
2.18sH... I have a real suggestion.
1.05sYarr.
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2.59sWhy don't we legalize same-sex marriage?
5.29sWe can attract a growing segment of the marriage market and strike a blow for civil rights.
2.79sYeah, them gay guys got lots of disposable income.
3.18sI can serve fancy drinks and charge 10 bucks a pop.
1.33sWhat's in a martini?
1.55sGin and vermouth.
1.3sAnd that makes a what?
1.74sA martini.
3.07sNever heard of it, but I'm still in favor of that same-sex marriage deal.
3sThen it's settled. We'll legalize gay money...
1.53sI mean, gay marriage.
6.51s(ALL CHEERING) I propose we also legalize gay funerals, starting with this guy.