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5.52s(GASPING) I was attacked, humiliated, and fed misleading gum.
5.77sI give Springfield the lowest rating I've ever given a city, a six out of 10.
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4.2s(CLATTERING) I hope this bad publicity doesn't affect tourism.
1.17sEh, who needs tourists?
2.48sThey never buy my maps to stars' homes anyway.
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1.7sHOMER: Have you read them all? Okay, good.
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1.67s(DOG HOWLING)
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2.69sWe need to bring tourism back to Springfield.
5.26sAs usual, I will open the floor to all crazy ideas that jump to people's minds.
1.37sStronger beer! Gladiator fights!
2.94sPoetry slam! Giant rats!
2.18sH... I have a real suggestion.
1.05sYarr.
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2.59sWhy don't we legalize same-sex marriage?
5.29sWe can attract a growing segment of the marriage market and strike a blow for civil rights.