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1.27sDon't lay that on me.
2.17sYou got married three times.
1.47sActually, four.
1.73sYou see, last week...
3.64sDisco Stu just got an annulment from John Paul II.
2.37sBoogie down!
3.42sSelma, we'll always be there for each other.
2.03sI don't know about Marge, though.
1.57sIf she doesn't show up today,
4.24sI have no non-identical sister.
2.09sMmm-hmm.
3.34sOh, Lord, please help me say the right words this afternoon,
3.7sas I consecrate another gay union that angers you so.
3.9sAnd please let thy holy spirit open the heart of my wife. Amen.
4.57sI just can't believe my sister would keep me in the dark all these years,