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2.57s(BELL CONTINUES TOLLING) Lovejoy's an idiot.
3.2sHis church is giving up hot gobs of gay green.
2.33sHe could get 200 bucks a couple.
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2.37s200 bucks a couple, eh?
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2.77sHey, I got to get in on this! These people have rights!
2.74sThe right to buy me a 62-inch TV!
1.05s(GRUNTS)
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1.17s(CHUCKLES)
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5.26sHOMER: Now begins the long and spiritual journey to becoming an ordained minister.
1.17s"Name."
2.74sHomer Simpson.
2.4sMALE VOICE: You are now an ordained minister.
2.15s(CHURCH MUSIC PLAYING ON COMPUTER)
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1.3sNow to answer all the pop-ups.
2.5sOoh! A talking moose wants my credit card number.
1.23sThat's only fair.
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2.14s(STRAINING)
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