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2.89sNow, Patty, here's a veil I picked out just for you.
1.24s
1.15sMmm.
2.17s(SNIFFS) Smells like cheeseburgers.
6.12sGive it back! (SNIFFS) (SIGHS) Why are we dressed as "Sunday Best Simpsons" for dinner with Aunt Patty?
3.82sBecause she's bringing over someone very special.
2.44s(SIGHS) Her fiancee.
4.32sIs this one of those reality deals where a guy gets a million bucks for marrying Aunt Patty,
2.13sbut they have to honeymoon in a box full of snakes?
2.78sSon, that's the stupidest idea I ever heard.
3.12sAnd I know exactly who would pay top dollar for it.
1.7s(DIALING)
1.53sFEMALE VOICE: You've reached Fox.
4.77sIf you're pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press one.
4.07sIf you're pitching a rip-off of another network's reality show, press two.
3.8sPlease stay on the line. Your half-baked ideas are all we've got.
6.29sActually, your aunt is marrying a very lucky woman.