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1.75sOh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything.
2.7sOkay. Who was George Washington Carver?
3.84sUm, the guy who chopped up George Washington?
2.3sReally? Wow?
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2.04sBart, you said you were going to study.
4.14sOh, my stomach! You just don't wanna take that test.
2.1sNo, I mean it. It really hurts.
1.7sMom, I think he's serious.
1.87sKids are so naive.
3.17sLisa, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things.
2.62sLike when a sign says "Do not feed the bears"?
2.43sMan, you'd better not feed the bears.
1.92sNow, get to school, boy!
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2.02sMrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test.
1.93sI have a stomachache.
3.2sWell, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Ha!