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1.78sI want you to have my saxophone.
2.9sThis isn't a saxophone. It's an umbrella!
3.9sSo I've been playing an umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anybody tell me?
2.97sWe all thought it was funny.
1.98sThat's not funny.
3.4sThen I got my big break. I was on Steve Allen's Tonight Show.
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5.17sNow, a brilliant jazz musician who's inspired me to do some improv poetry.
2.99sTwinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at.
2.64sI really love the way you cook. just like me when I wrote this book.
2.17sHow to Make Love to Steve Allen,
2.8sfrom the author of Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen,
1.52sjourney to the Center of Steve Allen,
3.1sand The joy of Cooking Steve Allen.
3.79sI cut my first and only album, Sax on the Beach.
5.76sBut then I spent all my money on my $1,500-a-day habit.
2.7sI'd like another Faberge egg, please.
1.97sSir, don't you think you've had enough?
1.9sI'll tell you when I've had enough!