3.85sThis just in. Krusty the Clown staged a press conference today...
3.4sto defend himself against charges that his products are unsafe,
1.93shis theme park is a deathtrap,
4.24sand that he's marketing videos of Tonya Harding's wedding night.
2.27sAnd I contend that those tourists were decapitated...
2.7sbefore they entered the Krustyland House of Knives.