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1.87sKids are so naive.
3.17sLisa, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things.
2.62sLike when a sign says "Do not feed the bears"?
2.43sMan, you'd better not feed the bears.
1.92sNow, get to school, boy!
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2.02sMrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test.
1.93sI have a stomachache.
3.2sWell, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Ha!
3.34sLook, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
2.78sRead page six of the school charter.
4.04s"No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies."
3.03sWe're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.
3.82sHey, cool! There's a rabbit in here!
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2.47sMrs. Krabappel, I'm done failing the test.
2.04sCan I please go to the nurse?
2.24sGosh, Bart. Maybe you really are in pain.
2.2sWell, it would be cruel not to let you go.
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