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2.54sWow! You've had some career.
3.84sAlthough, the moral seems to be that a lifetime of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.
4.37sWell, before you came to visit, I would have agreed with you.
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3.85sThis just in. Krusty the Clown staged a press conference today...
3.4sto defend himself against charges that his products are unsafe,
1.93shis theme park is a deathtrap,
4.24sand that he's marketing videos of Tonya Harding's wedding night.
2.27sAnd I contend that those tourists were decapitated...
2.7sbefore they entered the Krustyland House of Knives.
1.83sNext question.
4.24sWhat about that little boy who got appendicitis from eating your cereal?
5.74sTo prove that this metal "0" is harmless, I will personally eat one.
3sSee? There's nothing--
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4.44sOh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides!
1.93sUh, Krusty, that wasn't a metal one.