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3.24sHe used to laugh at the most inappropriate times.
3.3sHey, I've got an older brother that I'll never see.
3.59sHe's a jazz musician, or some such. Oh, well. Bye-bye.
2.87sIt must be awful to be all alone in the world.
2.05sWell, I always had my music.
3.29sI learned at the feet of Blind Willy Witherspoon.
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3.69sI've been playing jazz for 30 years, and I just can't make a go of it.
1.78sI want you to have my saxophone.
2.9sThis isn't a saxophone. It's an umbrella!
3.9sSo I've been playing an umbrella for 30 years? Why didn't anybody tell me?
2.97sWe all thought it was funny.
1.98sThat's not funny.
3.4sThen I got my big break. I was on Steve Allen's Tonight Show.
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5.17sNow, a brilliant jazz musician who's inspired me to do some improv poetry.
2.99sTwinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at.
2.64sI really love the way you cook. just like me when I wrote this book.
2.17sHow to Make Love to Steve Allen,
2.8sfrom the author of Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen,