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3.9sDoes your money cheer you up when you're feeling blue?
0.63sYes.
0.8sBad example.
5.47sLet me ask you this: Does your money ever hug you when you come home at night?
1.05sWhy, no.
2.45sAnd does it ever say "I love you"?
1.94sNo, it doesn't.
7.21sNobody loves you Nobody loves you You're old and you're ugly Way to go, Homer!
0.78sGood heavens, Smithers.
2.2sThey're not afraid of me anymore.
2.09sHey, Mr. Burns, did you get that letter I sent?
1.43sLetter? I don't recall--
2.77sThat's because I forgot to stamp it!
2.22s
2.69sAh, that kid slays me.