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3.27sBut we're your friends and we live here in the year 3000.
1.3sYeah.
5.71sNow, are you going to come to the squid fights with us or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?
1.12sjunk?
6.84sMaybe you can't understand this but I finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends-- it's things.
1.3sI'm a thing.
2.24sjust leave me alone.
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2.57sFry, please.
2.48sMy ponytail's caught in the door.
1.4sI don't need them--
7.27sNot when I have my antique videos my bucket of fossilized KFC and $50 million worth of anchovies.
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