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1.28s$30, please.
2.5s$30? I can't afford that.
1.57sUnless--
1.2sDo you take Visa?
2.35sVisa hasn't existed for 500 years.
1.12sAmerican Express?
1.07s600 years.
1.17sDiscover Card?
1.58sMmm, sorry, we don't take Discover.
1.07sHey...
1.38she's springing for Lightspeeds?
1.45sPretty ritzy.
1.42sNo, I can't afford them.
1.3sBeing poor sucks.
3.69sWhat kind of world is this where they advertise things not everybody can afford?
1.5sQuiet. There's an ad coming on.
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1.12sHello, shoppers.
1.55sIt's me, Mom.
1.42sHey, who's the rocker jockey?
1.87sGuh! It's Mom--
1.87sthe world's most huggable industrialist.
9.89sCall me old-fashioned but when my robot starts to squeak like an old screen door, well, that's when I reach for a can of Mom's Old-fashioned Robot Oil.
1.33sOoh, tasty.
5.45sAnd remember: Mom's oil is made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.
2.27s"Mom," "Love" and "Screen Door"
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