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1.12sjunk?
6.84sMaybe you can't understand this but I finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends-- it's things.
1.3sI'm a thing.
2.24sjust leave me alone.
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2.57sFry, please.
2.48sMy ponytail's caught in the door.
1.4sI don't need them--
7.27sNot when I have my antique videos my bucket of fossilized KFC and $50 million worth of anchovies.
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2.39sMercy me, what a day.
3.29sCould you shut the door, igner, dear?
3.07sI think I feel a draft coming on.
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2.92sHoly crap, that bastard's itchy.
1.65sWalt, cream soda.
1.03sRight away, Mother.
2.37sLarry, get your mother a cream soda.