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3.09sWhy are you committing these atrocities against nature?
1.93sNature's out of its league.
2.74sThere are 40 billion hungry people on this planet,
3.62smany of whom will pay top dollar for one of my pine-u-porks.
5.51s(OINKING) MOM: Find yourself a porcupine, blast some pig DNA into it,
3.24smicrowave till juicy. (DINGS) And bang!
3.32sYou've got a cocktail treat complete with built-in toothpicks.
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1.75s(CHUCKLES) Mmm!
4.19sDare I even ask what horrors are behind that door?
2.27sIt's where I keep my warning signs, all right?
1.18sStop asking questions!
2.2sFine. Can I go now?
2.19sThe only place you're going is nowhere.
3.87sYou've got some freaky DNA, and I want to see what's in your genes.
2.85s(LAUGHS) Genes with a "G"!
1.1sOw!
1.47sNow, that's a pun.
1.2sOw!
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1.85sI miss Leela so much.
3.57sLast night in the bathtub, I ate a whole box of taco shells.