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3.72sRemember Carlos, the elderly one-legged cowboy who lives next door?
2sI beat him up and took his hat!
2.82sIt's really nice. I hope he's not hurt too bad.
2.25sCome on! Let's go to a redneck bar.
2.99s(ALL CHEERING) Yes!
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1.83s(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.37sWhat?
2.14sIt's called line dancing, Professor.
4.09sIt's fun because there's no touching and lots of rules.
2.75sHey, look, a mechanical buggalo!
1.37sOut of my way, losers!
3.59sI have a way with bucking mechanical things. Yep.
3.15sHey, baby. I'm Bender.
4.97s(FEEDBACK SCREECHES) (WHOOPS) Gather 'round, yokel wannabes!
3.64sThis here city slicker's about to get his nuts bolted!
3.77sOh, yeah? If I don't set a new club record, I'll eat my hat.