2.82sOn your last birthday, what gift did I get you?
1.63sI don't remember. Me neither.
1.57sOkay, I'll ask you one.
3.2sWhat's the square root of 2,345.4?
1.87sThat's not something I would know.
1.58sOh, yeah. Your turn.
2.65sUm, what color is my shirt?
3.15sIf I were the creature, I could just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
1.7sOh, never mind this.
5.45sIn case I'm about to die, I just want you to know that I did polish my ass with your toothbrush.
1.72sThanks for telling me, buddy.
3.44sAnd to be honest, I am jealous of how shiny your ass is,
3.44sand sometimes at night, I unpolish it with sandpaper.
0.79s
2.29sOh, I trust you.
2.37sI trust you, too.