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1.5sPeter, did you get the train tickets?
1.47sActually, no, Lois.
2.17sThere was a guy inside selling shower curtain rings,
1.17sso I bought a bunch of those.
2.2sPeter, that was the last of our cash!
2.23sThese ones have helium in them, so they're very light.
1.53sYou are unbelievable!
2.03sThe last four days have been a living hell!
1.77sOur baby is at home all by himself,
1.33syet, instead of getting us home,
2.84syou've managed to make things worse at every turn!
2.47sA monkey would be a refreshing step up from you.
1.87sA monkey would talk less.
1.33sHere's a little tip.
2.5sIf your instinct tells you to do something, don't do it!
2.1sIf your instinct tells you not to do something,
2.2sit's probably the right thing to do!
1.8sYou wanna hurt me?
2.1sGo right ahead, if it makes you feel any better.
4.04sI'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much.
2.44sI also listen too much.
2.9sI could be a coldhearted cynic like you,
2.57sbut I don't like to hurt peoples' feelings.
3.04sWell, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing.