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1.23sI'm trying to watch TV.
1.03sI swear to God,
1.94ssometimes I think your head's screwed on backwards.
1.33sI mean, do you have any idea...
1.1s(GASPS)
1.33s(LAUGHING)
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1.13s(SCREAMING)
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4.94s(GROANING) Hey, crashy, what are you doing down there?
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1.97sWell, Rupert, we're out of food, diapers,
1.53sand just about everything else.
1.87sWhich means I've got to get a job.
1.97sOtherwise, we'll be in worse shape than Morbidly Obese Albert.
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1.33sHey, Morbidly Obese Albert,
1.57swe brought you some chocolates.
4.07sI can't eat those chocolates on account of my diabetes.
2.27sRemember, they had to take my foot?
1.3sLook on the bright side.
1.8sNow you get your shoes half price.
3.97s(LAUGHS) All right. Maybe I'll have one.
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2.6sWelcome to McBurgertown. Can I take your order?
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