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2.03sThe last four days have been a living hell!
1.77sOur baby is at home all by himself,
1.33syet, instead of getting us home,
2.84syou've managed to make things worse at every turn!
2.47sA monkey would be a refreshing step up from you.
1.87sA monkey would talk less.
0.6s
1.33sHere's a little tip.
2.5sIf your instinct tells you to do something, don't do it!
2.1sIf your instinct tells you not to do something,
2.2sit's probably the right thing to do!
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1.8sYou wanna hurt me?
2.1sGo right ahead, if it makes you feel any better.
4.04sI'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much.
1.17s
2.44sI also listen too much.
2.9sI could be a coldhearted cynic like you,
2.57sbut I don't like to hurt peoples' feelings.
3.04sWell, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing.
2.17sI like... I like me.
4.1sMy kids like me. My friends like me.
3.6s'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.