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2.84sThey're gone. I'm all alone.
1.97sI can do whatever I want!
6.67s(CHUCKLES) I'm going to take Brian's novel and replace every use of the word "and" with the word "fart."
2.97s"The young soldier fart his brother looked at each other,
1.07s"fart both knew that,
2.47s"with love fart truth fart courage,
3.1s"they would both emerge st-fart-ing on their feet."
3.34s(GROANS) That one didn't work.
3.7sWell, let's see what fascinating pubescent treasures Chris has got hidden away.
1.47sOoh!
3.1sHustler magazine. I finally get to see what a vagina looks...
2.7sGod! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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4.2sYou can't hurt anyone anymore.
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1.17sWhy are we in New York?
1.9sI thought we were going to the Grand Canyon.
3.3sWell, I just thought we should stop and pay our respects.