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5.64sOkay, here's one. If you were gay and you had to have sex with either John Forsythe or Sean Connery,
1.07swho would it be?
1.77sThat's easy. John Forsythe.
1.1sYeah, John Forsythe.
1.13sJohn Forsythe, absolutely.
1.8sThat's so funny. I would also say John Forsythe.
1.17sI was just curious.
2.83sYeah, I mean Sean Connery is just so...
1.1sUh-oh.
2.27sOh, God, I am so sorry.
1.54sIt's too late, the damage is done.
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1.6sHey, Chris, you know what I just got?
2.8sThe box set of Lord of the Rings. It's awesome.
5.51sYeah, but you remember the giant eagle they rode in the first one that then rescues them at the end of the third one?
1.37sYeah, yeah.
5sYeah, why didn't they just fly the eagle to Mordor instead of spending three movies walking there?
2.74sThat's not what it's about, Chris. It's about the quest.
1.27sWell, I'm not arguing that with you,
1.57sI'm just saying there's a hole in the story.
1sDid you like the movie?
1.03sWell, that's not the point.
1.53sDid you like the movie?
1.9sWell, of course, I loved the movie, but, look, I'm no writer,
5.87sbut if a fat kid like me with one finger up his nose is bumped by it, you'd think someone would've caught it.