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1.43sWhat's with all those birds?
1.47sMy tropical bird collection.
1.94sJust in case. Just in case what?
2.5sWe're not gonna need a dozen tropical birds.
2.57sOh, I was not aware that you could see the future, Lois.
2.27sCan I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number?
1.3sStupid woman.
2.87sPeter, you are not putting those birds in the car!
2.34sWell, then I guess we're not going on vacation.
3.94s(YAWNS) Good. Then I'm going back to bed.
2.27sAll right, Peter, you can bring the stupid birds.
1.87s(CHEERING) You're letting me be myself!
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1.63sAll right, everybody, let's go!
1.67sAll right, everybody, off we go.
1.5sWe are gonna have such a great time.
1.4s(CELL PHONE RINGING) Hello.
1.37sQUAGMIRE: Hey, Peter, what's up?
2.24sHey, Quagmire. Just taking the family on vacation.
1.43sThat's good. Hang on a second.
2.2sI'm stuck behind some fatass driving too slow.
1.37sCome on, stupid, move it!
3.64s(CAR HORN HONKING) Hang on, Quagmire. Some jerk behind me is honking his horn.
1.47sYou should totally flip him off.
1.93sHang on a sec, some fatass just flipped me off.