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0.93sHmm.
2.24sI've never executed a diaper change before.
1.27sOf course, how hard can it be?
1.3sYou just unfasten these things,
1.73sthen lay back with your legs in the air,
2.1sand let nature do the rest.
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1.43sIt's still there.
2.34sUsually, the doody's disappeared by now, but it hasn't.
3.2sIt's just sitting there like Joseph on his wedding night.
4.44s(LOUD THUDDING) Happiest night of my life, honey.
1.04s
1.63sReally memorable.
2.9s(THUDDING ACCELERATES) Almost done in there, God?
1.33sGOD: Shut up!
2.5s(KNOCK AT DOOR) (GASPS) Intruders!
1.7sStewie, you in there?
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2.03sYou think he's here?
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2.14sGod! It's Cleveland and Bob Hope.
1.3sOh, well. The damage is done.
1.23sBetter get them out of here.
3.9sPerhaps I'll shackle them in the basement with a 24-hour broadcast of the DirecTV help channel.