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2.97sWell, no, I did. The eagle was majestic and beautiful,
4.34sbut sometimes you have to sacrifice spectacle for a coherent storyline.
1.67s
2.3s- Have you ever seen Krull? - No.
1.9sYeah, you don't need to see Krull.
5.64sAll right, guys, the best thing you can do for your body after a massage is hot coffee, alcohol and Slim Jims.
1.63sOh, Dad, I'm glad you're here.
2sThere's something I need to ask you.
1.97sWhat is it, Chris?
1.67sWell, today, in gym class,
5.47sI noticed one of my testicles went up inside my body and it hasn't come back out yet,
1.5sand I'm a little scared.
3sSir, this employee just made a sexual remark to me.
2.33sNo, Dad, I'm really worried.
1.8sSee? Look. Is that normal?
3.67sSir, sir! Your employee is exposing himself to me!
1sBut, Dad...
1.4sYou got a lawsuit on your hands, mister.
1.63sWhoa, whoa! Okay, look, look.
2sIf you'd be willing to forget this whole thing happened,
2.1sI'll give you this gas card.
2.6sUnlimited free gas for a year?
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