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3.54sI figured, with unlimited free gas, I can finally afford to go into space.
1.63sWhy is it every time I open this door,
3.94syou seem to be in some ridiculous vehicle you've inexplicably acquired?
2.03sI got this at a NASA auction for next to nothing.
2.83sThey were gonna scrap it 'cause of some minor mechanical problems or something.
2.14sInstead, they sold it to me. Very simple explanation.
1.97sI do not want you trying to fly that thing.
1.7sYou're not even a trained astronaut.
3.04sRelax, Lois. Nothing bad ever happens to space shuttles.
1.5sNow stand back.
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1.13s(ROCKET ROARING)
1.5s(PETER GIGGLING)
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1.73sI'm back from space, everybody.
1.47sYou got lucky, Peter.
1.13sHow was it, Dad?
1.5sMind-boggling, Chris.
2.37sBarreling around the Earth at 5 miles per second,
2.27swatching the sun rise over the Sea of Japan.
1.63sIt's indescribable.
2.87sPlus, I had lots of time to masturbate, which, in space, is great,
2.57sexcept after a while it's like living in a snow globe.
3.4sPeter, instead of wasting your free gas on a series of comedic stunts,