1.73sI'm back from space, everybody.
1.47sYou got lucky, Peter.
1.13sHow was it, Dad?
1.5sMind-boggling, Chris.
2.37sBarreling around the Earth at 5 miles per second,
2.27swatching the sun rise over the Sea of Japan.
1.63sIt's indescribable.
2.87sPlus, I had lots of time to masturbate, which, in space, is great,
2.57sexcept after a while it's like living in a snow globe.
3.4sPeter, instead of wasting your free gas on a series of comedic stunts,
2.2swhy don't you use it more constructively?
2.04sI mean, we could take a family vacation.
1.6sYeah, that's a great idea, Mom.
1.93sHey, maybe we can go to the island from Lost.
1.73sNo, I don't want to listen to Matthew Fox's heavy breathing.