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1.22s
1.8sYou wanna hurt me?
2.1sGo right ahead, if it makes you feel any better.
4.04sI'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much.
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2.44sI also listen too much.
2.9sI could be a coldhearted cynic like you,
2.57sbut I don't like to hurt peoples' feelings.
3.04sWell, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing.
2.17sI like... I like me.
4.1sMy kids like me. My friends like me.
3.6s'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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3.34s
2.77s(LAUGHS) Movie references.
3sGuys, I found us a ride to Quahog in the back of a truck! Hurry!
1.23sOh! Thank God!
1.73sCome on. Let's head home before Stewie gets hurt,
2.53slike Fozzie Bear when he went to Saudi Arabia.
1.77sIt's good to worship Allah,
3.17s'cause I used to worship summer! Wocka, wocka.
4.8s(MEN CHATTERING) I once knew a guy who was so Arab...