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3.5sOh, this is long overdue.
2.67sThere's nothing like a good suit massage.
3.74sFocus on the lapels, that's where I carry most of my stress.
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5.64sOkay, here's one. If you were gay and you had to have sex with either John Forsythe or Sean Connery,
1.07swho would it be?
1.77sThat's easy. John Forsythe.
1.1sYeah, John Forsythe.
1.13sJohn Forsythe, absolutely.
1.8sThat's so funny. I would also say John Forsythe.
1.17sI was just curious.
2.83sYeah, I mean Sean Connery is just so...
1.1sUh-oh.
2.27sOh, God, I am so sorry.
1.54sIt's too late, the damage is done.
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1.6sHey, Chris, you know what I just got?
2.8sThe box set of Lord of the Rings. It's awesome.
5.51sYeah, but you remember the giant eagle they rode in the first one that then rescues them at the end of the third one?
1.37sYeah, yeah.
5sYeah, why didn't they just fly the eagle to Mordor instead of spending three movies walking there?