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3.5sThe only part of the floor that didn't have poo on it was the part that had a baby on it.
1sGo!
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1.5sPeter, did you get the train tickets?
1.47sActually, no, Lois.
2.17sThere was a guy inside selling shower curtain rings,
1.17sso I bought a bunch of those.
2.2sPeter, that was the last of our cash!
2.23sThese ones have helium in them, so they're very light.
1.53sYou are unbelievable!
2.03sThe last four days have been a living hell!
1.77sOur baby is at home all by himself,
1.33syet, instead of getting us home,
2.84syou've managed to make things worse at every turn!
2.47sA monkey would be a refreshing step up from you.
1.87sA monkey would talk less.
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1.33sHere's a little tip.
2.5sIf your instinct tells you to do something, don't do it!
2.1sIf your instinct tells you not to do something,
2.2sit's probably the right thing to do!
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1.8sYou wanna hurt me?
2.1sGo right ahead, if it makes you feel any better.
4.04sI'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much.
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2.44sI also listen too much.
2.9sI could be a coldhearted cynic like you,