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2.7sGod! I would give anything to see his face right now.
3.3sHe's probably all, like, "Where the deuce is everyone?"
2.07sWell, I can't really do a good Stewie.
2.6sOh, my God! What kind of a mother am I?
1.43sPeter, we gotta go home right now!
2.57sGreat, Lois. Now we gotta bail on the whole vacation!
3.17sThis sucks! Now, every time I come back to this place,
2.94sit's going to be associated with one particular bad memory.
2.03sActually, we could call Quagmire and Cleveland.
1.67sThey can go over and check on Stewie.
2.03sThey'd probably even be willing to look after him till we got home.
2.74sWell, okay. I guess so.
2.17sYeah. Quagmire and Cleveland are great with kids.
2.2sLike Robin Williams in Patch Adams.
1.8sOh! Everybody's lying around in here.
1.5sLiar, liar, pants on fire!
1.3sWhat am I, in Congress?
1.9sSee? Laughter is the best medicine.
2.94sPlease, sir, I'm in so much pain.
1.57sShut up and listen to my material!
3.24sWhat's this? Bedpan? Peter Pan. Next stop is Neverland.
2.24sCome, Wendy, fly with me.
1.03s(BEEPING)
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0.93sHmm.
2.24sI've never executed a diaper change before.