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2.6sOh, my God! What kind of a mother am I?
1.43sPeter, we gotta go home right now!
2.57sGreat, Lois. Now we gotta bail on the whole vacation!
3.17sThis sucks! Now, every time I come back to this place,
2.94sit's going to be associated with one particular bad memory.
2.03sActually, we could call Quagmire and Cleveland.
1.67sThey can go over and check on Stewie.
2.03sThey'd probably even be willing to look after him till we got home.
2.74sWell, okay. I guess so.
2.17sYeah. Quagmire and Cleveland are great with kids.
2.2sLike Robin Williams in Patch Adams.
1.8sOh! Everybody's lying around in here.
1.5sLiar, liar, pants on fire!
1.3sWhat am I, in Congress?
1.9sSee? Laughter is the best medicine.
2.94sPlease, sir, I'm in so much pain.
1.57sShut up and listen to my material!
3.24sWhat's this? Bedpan? Peter Pan. Next stop is Neverland.
2.24sCome, Wendy, fly with me.
1.03s(BEEPING)
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0.93sHmm.
2.24sI've never executed a diaper change before.
1.27sOf course, how hard can it be?
1.3sYou just unfasten these things,
1.73sthen lay back with your legs in the air,
2.1sand let nature do the rest.