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2.29sjawohl, mein Mommandant. Why are you so happy?
3.45sYeah. You kids gotta go to school. I gotta go to work.
1.92sThe only one who has it easy is Marge.
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1.62sWe're having a field trip today.
3.22sAh, Lise, won't it be great to cast off the shackles...
3.82sof the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
3.02sOh! I'm sorry. I forgot.
2.14sYour class isn't going.
3.7sYou're right, Bart. School is for losers.
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3.77s"And that's how I cured all disease, ended war,
3.77s"and reunited the entire cast of TV's Facts of life,
3.4sincluding longtime holdout Tootie."
3.82sOhh! Sounds like another Pulitzer for me to polish.
2.6sHush, field trip boy!