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2.07sWhat the hell are you reading books for?
1.5sI'm doing the Conan O'Brien show,
2.14sand I wanna have some intelligent stuff to talk about.
1.52sDon't forget to say, "I didn't do it."
3.35sDad, there's more to me than just a catchphrase.
0.49sHow do you figure, boy?
3.52sWatch the Conan O'Brien show. You'll see.
2.02sAll right. But after Leno, I'm all laughed out, you know.
1.97s
2.69sYou know, Conan, I have a lot to say.
2.97sI'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know...
4.07sthat a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single--
0.4sjust do the line.
2.36sI didn't do it.
1.87s
2.32sGreat material.
2.67sWe'll be right back.
2.49s
4.57sSit perfectly still. Only I may dance.
3.52s"just do the line." "just do the line."
3.07sWhat's gonna happen to me?
4.09sAnd now, it's time for Match Game 2034,
2.1swith Billy Crystal,