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3.83sThey're about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,
1.9sand I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it,
2.94sbut I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top,
4.23sand I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence!
2.47sSo, as they say in Canada, peace oot!
3.6sEvidence! Good idea. Scan his portal gun!
1.23sOh, come on.
2.73sDon't look at another man's portal-gun history.
1.99sWe -- we all go to weird places.
6.8sYes, but it appears you alone have been going to the exact timelines and locations in which the murders occurred.
2.03sWhat?! That's Rick-diculous!
1.56sI'm obviously being setup.
6.4sEarth Rick C-137, the council of Ricks sentences you to the machine of unspeakable doom,
2.63swhich swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,
5srendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp.
2.53sAlso, every 10 seconds, it stabs your balls.
2.33sI've heard enough.
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